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Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) Hoodie

Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) Hoodie

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The Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) Hoodie is the ultimate cozy and humorous addition for every dad out there! Featuring the playful phrase "Dad Tax - Making Sure It's Not Poison" alongside images of classic fast food favorites like burgers, hot dogs, and fries, this hoodie brings a lighthearted twist to the dad duty of taste-testing. Perfect for dads who know the importance of sampling snacks "for safety!"

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this hoodie is perfect for keeping warm during outdoor BBQs, family outings, or just relaxing at home. The relaxed fit and front pouch pocket add extra comfort, making it a must-have for everyday wear. Whether you’re looking to gift this for Father’s Day, a birthday, or simply to treat yourself, this hoodie is guaranteed to be a hit.

Celebrate dad humor and style with the Dad Tax Hoodie—the perfect way to show that dads always have their priorities (and food) in check!

Hoodie Size Guide

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length
S 27 20 33 ½
M 28 22 34 ½
L 29 24 35 ½
XL 30 26 36 ½
2XL 31 28 37 ½
3XL 32 30 38 ½
4XL 33 32 39 ½
5XL 34 34 40 ½

Unisex Hoodie Details

  • Brand: Unisex Heavy Gildan 18500
  • 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.5 oz./L yd (CA)
  • Solids Colors are: 50% U.S. Cotton | 50% polyester
  • Heather Dark Green, Heather Dark Maroon, Heather Dark Navy, Heather Deep Royal and Heather Scarlet Red are 60% U.S. Cotton | 40% polyester
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • The Dad Tax (Making Sure It's Not Poison) Hoodie is now made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Pouch pocket
  • Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
  • Classic Fit

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